Bro. This week was a tough one. I didn’t get as much done as I hoped and what I did get done was a struggle. I’m going to try and keep it positive and go with the classic Housewife Reunion question: What was your rose and what was your thorn?

The Rose

I went to my first estate sale and (like my bad tattoos) I AM HOOKED! I am starting to collect Nancy Drews and Dress-Ups for Stella and I hit the jackpot on both.

$20 for 23 books. Not too shabby.

The heartstrings: One year for Christmas my mom gave me a blue trunk FULL of dress ups. They weren’t the crappy polyester costumes you get at party city. These were INSANE – wedding dresses, vintage slips, antique clothes from all over the world. When I had Stella, she brought the trunk up to me and there are still a few dresses from the original haul but I want to add to what’s been saved. I found a beautiful wedding dress and have already carefully packed it away. Now to start trolling estatesales.net.

“And Fancy was my name” – Reba. No, wait. I think that song was about a prostitute. That’s not the vibe.

The Thorn

I will preface this by saying: I am crafty but I am NOT a diy-er. The other issue I have is that I am overly confident when it comes to what I can accomplish project wise. In my head it’s like “oh yeah. I can for sure do that. Piece of cake.” My friends, it is never a piece of cake. For cake I call my friend Kate. She’s got cake. Me – no cake.

I wanted to wrap a lampshade with fabric from a crib sheet of Stella’s that I love. I thought this would be a nice touch when this becomes her big girl room so she would have a little piece of her nursery with her always. Let me tell you, sentimentality gets you no where when it comes to wrapping lampshades. Especially when the lampshade is 1. – Tapered and B. – A scalloped edge. Trash. Absolute TRASH. I ended up making three patterns out of fabric (throwing those away), shooting my shot with the material (that looks a mess), and FINALLY watched a tutorial on how to do it.

How to Ruin a Lampshade Tutorial: Coming Soon

I tell you this is a cautionary tale. Kids, don’t be like Tara. Do some research. Read an article. Watch the YouTube. Don’t be a hero.

I have now changed the saying to “Fifth time’s the charm”. It’s not perfect. It’s not even great. But it is done. Or does it need a ribbon edge?

Wrinkles = Character. Right?

The Plan

More DIY because apparently I am a masochist.

My hopes are high for week four. Ts and Ps appreciated.

And make sure you check out all the talented designers over at the One Room Challenge site.

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Comments

That lamp with that shade is GORGEOUS! We’re excited to continue following your transformation! Good luck and well wishes from fellow ORC participants!